Bai draga astia,

vreau sa va multumesc din inima ca ati ales sa parasiti Bucurestiul de sarbatori si sa il lasati mai curat si mai decent. Am avut spatiu mai mult decat suficient, am ajuns cu masina la servici in 20 de minute, nu in 2 ore!!! Am mers cu 90 km/h pe Magheru (stie amenda unde sa ma gaseasca :D) Am parcat masina unde a vrut muschiul meu si orasul a fost mai frumos ca niciodata. Am putut sa respir aerul iernii in voie si nu m-ati calcat pe picioare la casa la supermarket.

Mi-as dori sa alegeti destinatia Valea Prahovei sau Grecia in fiecare zi (oricum nu aveti prea multa imaginatie, iar in alt perimetru si fara mobil, bashini, tovarashii vostri de la paza si ordine, bere ordinara la pet si paduri cu iz de mititei nu va descurcati).

Aaa, si un sincer si calduros.....

....`te-n pizda matii aluia care mi-a dat cu flashu´ in ochi azi dimineata! Soseaua Stefan cel Mare e larga cat pizda lu mata! Nu ai invatat sa depasesti? Se face pe stanga, cam pe acolo pe unde iti atarna si tie organul gandirii!

Hai la anu si la multi ani!

Filme care nu te lasa sa mori

Sam: You don't like raisins?
Joon: Not really.
Sam: Why?
Joon: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.

Simt cum imi curge benzina prin sange si cum respir prin carburator. Cand ma fac mare vreau sa ma fac soferitsa NASCAR. Am zis!!!!

God, Inc

Never would have guessed that GOD is some corporation's CEO, but....he's GOD, afterwall. Anywaws, this a comedy about life in the corporate offices of God. What if all the problems on earth were not caused by a spiteful deity, or karma, or fate, but just office politics and core values? And above all, how many of you wolud like to work in such a company and be God's employees?